A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
“I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were i-n.fertile, but today they’re finally laying f-e.rtilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become f-e.rtile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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