An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“That sounds good,” said the wife.
“Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added.
The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.”
“Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?”
“Exactly,” the waitress replied.
“Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile.
“How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress.
“Raw and in the shell,” the wife answered.
Later, she took the eggs home and baked a cake.
**Moral of the Story:** Don’t mess with seniors! 😊
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